Sys admin's yoga or yoga for sys admins

Sys admin's yoga or yoga for sysadmins - it can be an allias to the genuine yoga. The day before yesterday - practicing yoga with a girl who ,as she said, was a system administrator, I had to expain her briefly some maine ideas what we are working easy (not hard but easy - I'm not a hard-worker, I'm an easy worker . Success in the work comes easy to me) on. I told her
- Do you know the sysadmins is divided into two parts. The first drink bear to fill fimale hormons into themselfs. The second practice yoga for the some reason. Yeah. Really to become flexy you shold shft yourself from androgen way of the life to the extrogen way of life. You can not be flexy if you are egressive. Asanas is litmus paper of your abitity to shift your concience from man to woman world forward and back. It's dangerous to be a man forever. To be too of man into yourself. As well it is dangerous to be a woman forever. To be too of woman in yourself. You should shift yourself by your own will. If you can do it -you are genuine you are yogin...yougini...you are all of the world ... not only the part of it. You are permitted and you are able to enjoy the joy of belonings to the whole world... to the holy world...